The Snark: Gwynneth, Lilo, DJ Superhero, “American Idol,” Bannon, a Bragging Kid and IKEA’s New Ad

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The “Goop” girl is engaged again…maybe she’ll get that coffee enema before the big day.

Linday wants to be the new Batgirl.  It’s Batgirl Lilo, not “batty girl!”  But maybe DJ will don his new superhero cape.

American Idol reboot says they will not show the bad stuff.  Looks like they won’t be trending on Twitter.

Bannon out at Breitbart.

A bragging son gets caught on tape and causes problems for his Prime Minister Dad.

IKEA ‘s new ad seems to be going down the toilet.

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