The Snark: Celebrity Big Bro, Women Win Gold, Patrick Says Bye, Calls in the UK, and Hot Dog Rants

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

No one wants to stay on Celebrity Big Brother.

Team USA’s women wins hockey gold.

Goodbye to ESPN’s Mike Patrick.

UK Police are getting “chicken” calls.

A man goes off on a hot dog rant thanks to beer.

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