The Snark: “Botched” is Back, Seagal Celebrates, Celebs Love Attention, Senate Baby

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Botched is back and more screwed up than ever.

Happy Birthday Steven Seagal and his “ridiculous-ness.”

Those media loving minor celebs will do just about anything for attention.

The first U.S. Senate baby is born.

Kate Gosselin is back on TLC…with a date!

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