The Snark: Katy & Taylor, R. Kelly, Anna Kornikova, Randy Senior Citizens and a Weird Poop Story

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

A new shot just might be fired in the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift war thanks to American Idol.

Singer R. Kelly is crying foul and Derek ain’t buyin’ it.

Tennis star Anna Kornikova has found a new sport.

Congrats to those sexy senior citizens!Β  You go!

And the poop story to end all poop stories!

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