The Snark: Bachelorette Gossip, Track Pooper, Sunflower Seeds, Mad Man, Officers Moonlight

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Tonight the bachelors “tell all” on The Bachelorette.

An update on the dude who pooped on the school track.

A sunflower seed calamity causes issues at the ballpark.

A man gets ticked off and opens the Verizon store his own way.

Two officers moonlight themselves out of a job.

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