The Snark: New Year’s Resolutions, Ferrell, Aquaman, Jersey Law, Coked Fish, and Rock ‘n’ Roll Anthems

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s a new year with all new resolutions that nobody will keep after about 2 weeks.

Will Ferrell talks about Elf, but never mentions Holmes & Watson.Β  Good thing.Β  Even Netflix turned it down…but there may be a reason…thanks to Adam Sandler.

We finally find out why Aquaman’s hair looks so gnarly.Β  And you may never want to go into the ocean again.

A new law in New Jersey makes life a little harder for those Jersey shore kids.

Cocaine found floating in the Florida Keys makes it a little harder to catch fish.

Montana wants to adopt an official state rock ‘n’ roll song.Β  Derek has some great ideas of songs for some other states…let’s all take the “Crazy Train” to Florida.

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