Best of Snark: Kourtney & Old Wives Tales, Jonah’s Engagement, Job Opportunities, Leaving Paradise, Post & Ozzy, and Snake Charming

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Kardashian bumps and old wives tales…well old wives tales that Derek was told.

Jonah Hill’s engagement.

Need a job?Β  Head to North Dakota.

Hitting the rode in a van with a bachelor no longer in paradise.

Thank goodness for Post Malone or we would never know who Ozzy Osbourne is…..now if Derek only new who Post Malone is.

It takes a lot of interesting items to lure our a 3 foot python.

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