The Snark: Gastonia Goosebumps, Botched, Katy, Miley, Shania, and the Result of a Coin Toss

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Thanks to our arriving cold snap, Derek decides to hold a contest…and puts Laresa right in the middle of it!

In an new Botched we meet a BTS superfan who makes no sense regardless of what language you speak…or sing (if that is what you call it).

And speaking of singers….

Just what makes Katy Perry a singer?

Miley Cyrus recovering from surgery, but unfortunately her stand-in might not be what we want to see.

Shania Twain once had a plan to open a chain of gyms. Shame she didn’t, Derek had a list of  catch phrases for her.

And rounding out a rainy Tuesday Snark we find out that when a coin toss doesn’t go your way you could have been stuck with Derek.

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