The Snark: Teresa’s Knowledge, a Shocking Revelation, an Exploding Satellite, Valentine Class, Seeing Tigers, and RIP Mr. Peanut

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Guidice shows us just how well read she is…or rather is not.Β  And Derek shows us how he feels about her.

On Below Deck: Sailing Yacht (another new reality show thanks to Bravo) a weird and shocking revelation from a maleΒ  deckhand leaves Derek speechless…but for only a second.

Direct TV is in danger of an exploding satellite.

How to up your ante when it comes to showing your Valentine some class on their special day.

A 70 year old woman in China starts seeing things…and ends up in the ER.

RIP to our buddy Mr. Peanut.Β  But he is not the only product mascot having health issues.

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