The Snark: Bachelor Snitches & Stitches, Kourtney’s Curtain Call, Harrison’s #5, and a Determined Teen

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The bachelorette snitching and crying continues on The Bachelor…but the best part is the head banging and stitches that follow.

Kourtney Kardashian is pulling a Harry & Meghan.

Congrats to Harrison Ford…his 5th Indiana Jones movie is in the works.

A teenager in Brazil takes his addiction a little too far…as well as Derek with this story….

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