Love for a California woman means more than getting stuck on a guy, it means getting stuck inside his chimney. After she tried to shimmy down it. No word why. But according to the victim, “she seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago”. Ain’t love grand?
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