The Snark: A Big Announcement, a Bad Joke, an Over-Priced Bug Killer, Gates Second Language, an Idea for FOX News and Smuggled Squirrels

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

OMG!Β  A big announcement onΒ Married at First Sight that no one saw coming..especially the new groom.

An extremely bad joke from Derek (not his first, of course) thanks to a tower of mini beer cans on Big Brother.

On The Real Housewives of Potomac they pull out the over-priced (an apparently hard to pronounce) big gun to kill a bug.

Bill Gates said he never learned a second language…Derek begs to differ.

FOX News is laying off employees…Derek has an idea of how they can keep them.

A final Snark goes a little nuts thanks to a man smuggling squirrels…in his pants.

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