The Snark: Smokey Dancing, Hitting the Ice & the Cologne, a Judge Returns, a Coffee Factoid, a Stinky Situation, and Kylie’s Settlement

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

If you can’t quite get those dance moves right, then just take a pointer from Johnny Weir’s performance on Dancing with the Stars.

Hitting the ice…literally…with The Family Chantel, then meeting a cologne loving boyfriend.

Congrats to a judge…just not the one you might be thinking about.

Another good reason for the second cup of coffee.

A skunk walks into a Walmart….

Kylie Jenner settles on her panties.

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