The Snark: A Married at First Sight Freaky Groom, Housewives from Salt Lake City and Orange County, Passing Along a Stolen Piece of Jewelry, and Getting the Finger from Derek

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

We meet 27 year old Chris, a soon to be groom on Married at First Sight who couldn’t make it in the ministry and is now looking for a “freak” with a brand name.

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where we find that having a second home for clothes is a thing and then listen in on a little gossip and learn what one housewife thinks Utah women are really good for.

Out to the west coast we go with the season finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County and we find out that name dropping doesn’t always work.

A man in India steals a gold chain from a woman and when caught, doesn’t pass it on very easily.

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