The Snark: Charles Nelson Reilly & Disco Queens, Disney’s ABC, Amazon Delivering, Dumb Kids, and Smart Tortoises

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The Snark went off the rails from the beginning this morning thanks to RuPaul’s Drag Race.  First, the queens not only had no idea who comedian Charles Nelson Reilly was, but then they should have their fake eyelashes ripped off for dissing Diana Ross and disco queen Donna Summer.

Those mouse ears are popping up all over on ABC…just more signs that Disney has taken over.

Amazon is getting those packages delivered thanks to all their warehouses with happy employees

Parents…if you believe those studies you might want to re-think your kid’s snack.

So, just how smart is a tortoise?

And a final note….we really wonder about Derek some days…..

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