The Snark: New Husband Problems, a Housewives Birthday Bash, a Clueless Spiderman, Valentine’s Celebrations, and Strange Stolen Items

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Looks like things aren’t going very well for the new wives and husbands on Married at First Sight thanks to some very, very weird ideas and bombshell dropping secrets.

On the reunion show of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City we find out what Meredith really thought about the big birthday bash that was thrown for her …but on Lisa’s birthday.

The new Spiderman movie is in production and even star Tom Holland has no clue what’s going on…something he has in common with Derek.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers…or as known to Kim Kardashian West…happy Pre-Nup Renewal Day (or could it be happy Sign the Divorce Papers Day)…

And some people will steal just about anything…and Derek just had to show it to us.

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