The Snark Report with Derek James: Hot superheroes, boring Thursday night football, and Drake’s dancing

 CHARLOTTE, NC — Jeb Bush thinks ‘Supergirl’ is hot, Thursday night football was a snoozefest, and Drake takes over the internet with his awful dancing. 

Donald Trump is proof that any attention is good attention. And it appears Jeb Bush may have figured that out as well, or that he’s just super awkward. During a forum Thursday, Jeb was asked about his favorite superhero. 

“I saw there’s Supergirl is on TV. I saw it when I was working out this morning. There was an ad promoting Supergirl. She looked kind of, pretty hot,” he laughed.

Thursday night football was once again a bore. The San Francisco 49ers spent more time on defense than Hillary Clinton yesterday. The most exciting thing related to the game was people noticing how CBS analyst Deion Sanders is starting to look more and more like Al Roker.

And we do some awful dancing on Fridays here at WCCB in the Dance Party. But it can’t even come close to whatever Drake is doing in his new music video for ‘Hotline Bling’. It’s so bad, it’s being paradied everywhere. 

San Francisco is toying with the idea of allowing bicyclists to go past stop signs if there’s no traffic. But in exchange, they’d have to give up the skintight bike shorts.

And lastly, it’s Friday, which means it’s time for our Youtube video of the week. It comes from a greek soccer game where a hurt player got some very questionable medical attention.