The Snark: Paradise, A Sleepy Housewife, Internet Explorer & Derek’s Awful Singing

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On the premiere of “Bachelor in Paradise,” the infamous “Champagne Girl” attempts to rehab her image to mixed results.

On “The Real Housewives of Potomac, Robyn can’t get up and do anything and she hasn’t done anything to change it.

Microsoft finally ends support for Internet Explorer. How will you get on AOL now?

Finally, Derek butchers an Elton John Disney classic.

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