The Snark: Below Deck Leaves, A MAFS Noodle Fight & A Drunk Dog

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On the season premiere of “Below Deck Sailing Yacht,” Gary says he is a new man after hooking up with multiple co-workers at the same time last season. Newbie Kelsie has a strange habit but it as strange as what Derek does?

Things aren’t going well with Noi & Steve on “Married At First Sight.” They are fighting over noodles.

Finally, weird news on overeating and a drunk dog.

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