The Snark: The Family Chantel, Real Housewives & Airplane Nudes

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. It ain’t over ’til it’s over. Keep the champagne on ice. Don’t woo too soon.
On “The Family Chantel,” Pedro’s sister Nicole already thinks she’s the next Miss Dominican Republic.

On “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Marlo has been shading Drew for her 21 day weight loss program because she had lipo and a bunch of other plastic surgeries to lose weight. So she was more than happy to see Drew struggle in her own class.

Finally, weird news and a story “Snarked from the Headlines.”

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