The Snark: Bear Puns, Dogs In The Rear, Spam, Blue Bell & Terrible Disguises

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – On the season 15 premiere of “Married At First Sight” in San Diego, we meet Lindy & Miguel. Lindy is looking for a real man. Does Miguel fit the bill? For soon to be newlywed Krysten, she wants something pretty simple.

In a preview of next week’s season premiere of “Below Deck Mediterranean,” Captain Sandy has a new boat, a new crew and new problems.

Twitter says it removes more than 1 million spam accounts each day.

Blue Bell now offers ice-cream koozies. The first batch already sold out.

Finally, police in China police arrested a man who robbed a bank disguised as a tree.