The Snark: Long Time no Lohan! She’s Back on the Snark!

The Snark Report with Derek James: It's the return of Lilo, Bono testifies, porn is blocked and Dora is suspended.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

TMZ is reporting that our favorite train wreck, Lindsay Lohan is engaged to the 22 year old son of a Russian multi-millionaire.  Jackpot!

Bono recently spoke before members of Congress on how to fight extremist groups.  This is no joke…but apparently it should be.

Comedian Louis CK has learned that late night shopping isn’t the only way to throw away your money on the internet.

Another casualty for N.C. due to HB2…we’re being banned by one porn website.  Cold turkey can be rough for some politicians.

Another childhood fantasy squashed…the girl who is the voice of Dora the Explorer was suspended from high school.  “Everybody knows that smoking ain’t allowed in school” and neither is vaping.

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