The Snark: Loser Dates, Winning Criminals, Creature Sightings and NASA Texts

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

A “Famously Single” first date dud…for the dude.

Speaking of loser dates, it seems that $150,000 was a little too costly for one exec shopping for love.

New York City is clearing their slate and a couple of people might be celebrating.

Who says nothing exciting ever happens in the Carolinas?

Love to text?Β  NASA has a contest just for you..as long as you don’t use certain words.

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