Revenge may not be politically correct, but it sure is sweet. Β And one impossibly delicious story of revenge is making the rounds on the Internet this week. Β A story of kids, and crying, and headaches, and pie.
The story popped up on Reddit yesterday, so there’s no way to verify it. Β There’s also no way to show it to you, since it was just a story with no pictures or video. Β But here’s how the story was originally posted:Β
“So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. Β I hadn’t had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. Β When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. Β This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a Gameboy whenever something didn’t go right in the game. Β The mother didn’t seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of, ‘I want a F***ing PIE’. Β After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. Β I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Β Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can’t tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. Β All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. Β I then decide to ruin their day. Β I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Β Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Β Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? Β I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. Β She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. Β I turn and slowly walk away.”
Whether it’s true or not, it’s awesome. Β This story of revenge got us wondering about other revenge tales out there. Β So Rance hit the streets before the show, asking you for your best revenge stories…
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